Friday, 7 December 2012

kokward

greetings googleized masses, this entry into A Lighter Veiw Of Life, documents those moments in my life where the only way to describe my situation is "kokward".

monday december 10, 2012,

evryone knows the weekend is the perfect time for kokward moments to surface.
i have one for you.
-it was  a sunday afternoon, i was sitting on the couch in my pjs, watching tv. when mothernature says i need to take a dump. so im in the bathroom, sitting on the can, and my ass is racked by what feels like a massive log of turd. it ends up being.....a fart. I stand up, look at the bowl, lost for words to describe this moment, i say the first words that come to mind "how anticlimactic". yes, i said this about bowl movements, but hey, everyone has a kokward  moment sooner or latter

feel free to comment with your own kokward moments

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