greetings googleized masses, this entry into A Lighter Veiw Of Life, documents those moments in my life where the only way to describe my situation is "kokward".
monday december 10, 2012,
evryone knows the weekend is the perfect time for kokward moments to surface.
i have one for you.
-it was a sunday afternoon, i was sitting on the couch in my pjs, watching tv. when mothernature says i need to take a dump. so im in the bathroom, sitting on the can, and my ass is racked by what feels like a massive log of turd. it ends up being.....a fart. I stand up, look at the bowl, lost for words to describe this moment, i say the first words that come to mind "how anticlimactic". yes, i said this about bowl movements, but hey, everyone has a kokward moment sooner or latter
feel free to comment with your own kokward moments
Friday, 7 December 2012
Thursday, 6 December 2012
has anyone ever thought
stop and think for a minute, stop and think about this FUBAR world that over 7 billion people call home, about the prime minister of canada, and how he plans to spend billions of dollars on US jets,about his plan to build an oil pipeline that risks destroying an entire ecosystem, and about his overall plans for our beautiful nation. Now go outside and just take it all in, the global warming, the genocide, and the over all state of the world.
After doing this, put all these thoughts to the back of your mind. just continue living your life, but keep these thoughts fresh. because thought is our greatest weapon in this era
After doing this, put all these thoughts to the back of your mind. just continue living your life, but keep these thoughts fresh. because thought is our greatest weapon in this era
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